Hello. My name is Jarvis. I have just moved to a far, far place. I live in New Brunswick.
Once upon a time, a young man, he did something, what he did was go to the grocery store and his name was George.
Then he grew up, then he got married to a beautiful, beautiful wife. The wife had a yellow skirt and another skirt underneath that was red.
And she liked her handsome fellow.
He had white pants and a white shirt and when it was Christmas time he showed his wife his mittens.
And his wife said, "When it is Sunday, you can wear those mittens. Have a nice, nice day with your wife."
The End